Suspenseful tidbits from my Life™ #2

As I sat with the long cape-like fabric, made out of some kind of plastic or possibly rubber-like material, securely fastened around my neck, I noticed a metallic container of some sort on the surface to my right. I strained to make out the legend on the side of the container, due to the fact that it was at an awkard angle with respect to my available field of vision.

My task was not made easier by the constantly approaching and receding sharp blades, of which I was quite aware.

I came to the conclusion that the container was some sort of aerosol contraption and was struggling to recall any MacGyver episodes that might help me make use of it in my present predicament.

Unfortunately I was interrupted by the hairdresser telling me to tilt my head back, which I obligingly did.